‘I’m back!’ Peter Smith calls and closes the door behind Edna and Charlie, gesturing for them to go ahead of him as he unzips his jacket. ‘Let me have your coats and I’ll put them upstairs when I take your bag up. I’ll show you where everything is once you’ve warmed up a bit’
‘My feet are like blocks of ice’ Edna complains as she pulls off her gloves.
‘Yes...er...sorry about that, Couldn’t have been a more inconvenient time for the car to pack up. Still...we got here eventually, that’s the main thing’
Charlie unwinds the scarf from around his neck and gives a throaty chuckle. ‘You allus promised t’show us the bright lights, boy, but I never reckoned you meant on a tow truck’
Peter grins at his father, glad that at least one of them has found some humour in the situation.
‘’Ow we goin t’get back, tha’s what I want to know’ Edna relinquishes her coat reluctantly, still feeling chilled despite the warmth of the hall.
‘We’ll sort something out, don’t worry.’ Peter drapes their coats over the newel post, looking up and smiling when a figure appears at the top of the stairs. ‘Mum....Dad...This is Judy’
‘Nice to meet you, I’m sure’ Edna strangles the vowels and all but curtsies to the tall, elegantly dressed woman as she descends to welcome them. She elbows Charlie in the ribs ‘Hat’ she hisses.
Charlie whips off his best cap and stands with it scrunched in his hands. ‘Ow do’ he nods, mesmerised. ‘Cor, this is an improvement on the last ‘un!’ he says to Peter, passing the nudge on and earning himself another from a censorious Edna.
‘I think so too’ Peter puts his arm around Judy’s waist and kisses her cheek. ‘Hope nothing’s spoiled’
‘No...It’s fine’ she assures him with a smile and moves forward to offer her hand to Edna ‘Really pleased you could come. I’ve heard such a lot about you’
‘We’ve ‘eard bugger all about you’ Charlie puts in and lobs his cap over her head to land on the stairs. ‘Best stick that wi’me coat else I shan’t know where t’find it’ he issues his instructions to Peter and stands ready to shake Judy’s hand too.
‘That’s something we’ll have to put right, then, isn’t it?’ she says, lightly gripping his fingers in the briefest of handshakes. ‘What would you like to know?’
‘Where the lavvy is fer a start! I’m busting. ’
‘Of course, I should have thought, I’m sorry.’ She flusters, her cheeks warming. ‘You’ve had a longer journey than you expected’ she indicates a door further along the hall. ‘The downstairs cloakroom is there.....Mrs. Smith...’ she offers Edna a faltering smile as Charlie scuttles past. ‘Would you like to go through to the sitting room....or...’ she hesitates over asking if she might need to use the lavatory too.
‘You need to go, Mum?’ Peter poses the question without preamble.
‘I’m perfectly fine, thank you, Peter’ Edna inclines her head, anxious to appear accustomed to polite society.
‘Apart from your feet’ he smiles, hoping for a more relaxed atmosphere. ‘Mum got very cold while we were waiting for the AA to come out’ he explains.
‘You must be absolutely frozen...come in and get warm by the fire. Did you bring slippers?’ Judy asks.
Edna draws herself up to her full height, her indignation overriding any need to keep up appearances. ‘Me shoes are clean!’
‘No..no...’ Judy starts to laugh. ‘Cold feet need slippers. I thought you might be more comfortable in them...and warm! Shoes take almost as long as feet to warm up’
‘Oh...well...Yes..’ Edna reddens at the misunderstanding. ‘They’re in me case’
Judy threads her arm through Edna’s and leads her towards the sitting room. ‘Let Peter sort those out for you while we get you warm on the inside’ she smiles over her shoulder at him then down at Edna. ‘A little brandy, I think....or would you prefer sherry? We’ve got time for a glass or two before lunch’
‘A drop of sherry wouldn’t go amiss’ Edna starts to thaw.