‘Nice t’see a drop o’sun fer a change.’ Charlie lifts his face, his eyes closed and enjoying its scanty warmth.
‘Bloomin’ parky first thing.’ George huddles into the neck of his jacket and wraps his arms around his body. ‘T’ain’t that much blasted warmer now!’ he says, tucking his bare hands into his armpits. Dunno why we couldn’t ‘ave ‘ad our cuppa in the shed.’
From the other side of George on the wooden bench, Ernie elbows him in the ribs and chortles ‘So’s he can tell Edna truthful he spent all his time on the allotment.’
‘You ain’t wrong there, boy.’ Charlie stretches out his legs, lifting one foot to scrape the heel of his boot over and over again on the ankle of his other leg.
‘You been bit?’
‘Summat’s got me,’ he bends forward to examine the bite and give it a scratch. ‘Little begger. Sun’s nice but it brings ‘em out.’
‘Don’t hurt none ter ‘ave a bit o’mud on yer trousers fer Edna’s benefit, neither. Tha’s what I thought you was doin’’ George stirs himself to offer some sympathy and advice. ‘Spit on it’
‘I could go and get yer some stuff from me car,’ Ernie offer a little less readily. ‘If yer really wants some. I got a kit in the back.’
‘Nah...Edna’ll sort me out when I gets ‘ome.’
‘She will iffin we don’t get a bit o’diggin’ done.’ George spends a moment on the thought and settles back, regardless.
‘She wunt know, boy.’ Charlie sniffs, sure of himself, and takes a swig from his mug, resting it on his stomach as he stretches his legs again.
‘Wouldn’t be s’certain a that if I was you.’
‘You needn’t think yer gonna get a pint out a me not t’tell ‘er, so you can think on.’
‘I ain’t the one yer’ll ‘ave t’bribe.’ George lays his arm along the top rail at the back of the seat and flicks Charlie’s hat forward so it covers his eyes. ‘Thick as thieves, ain’t they?’
‘Who?’ Annoyed, Charlie grunts and puts his cap straight.
‘Er ‘n the fella what’s headin’ this way grinnin’ ‘is ‘ead off.’
‘Afternoon, gentlemen.’ David Owen calls from the far side of the plot. ‘Busy, I see.’
‘Just lettin’ me dinner go down.’ Charlie slops tea down his front in his haste to put his mug to one side and grab the fork driven into the grassy path at his feet. ‘I thought you was still on yer ‘olidays,’ he says, stepping off of the path. ‘You’ll ‘ave t’excuse me while I gets on.’
‘I got the idea it were some Foreigner come sight-seeing.’ Ernie laughs and gets to his feet, offering his hand. ‘You only needs a turban or one of them tea-towels what they wear.’
‘Hello, Ernie.’ David shakes his hand. ‘Good to see you again. How’s things with you?’
‘Pretty good,’ he nods and lets his hand drop. ‘They never told me you was booked in again.’
‘Spur of the moment decision but I managed to get a bed.’
George starts to chuckle before Ernie has time to respond. ‘Look at ‘im go!’ he says, watching Charlie breaking up the soil. ‘We told ‘im you’d tell Edna if ‘e weren’t workin’ ‘is socks off.’
David watches for a while, grinning as broadly as the two other men. ‘I’ve already seen Edna’ he says out of the corner of his mouth. ‘How long shall we give it before I let on?’
‘I’d let ‘im finish the row.’
‘That’s a bit harsh. ‘
‘Arsh be beggared, ‘e’s only showin’ off t’ make us look bad!’
‘Even so.....’
‘He’ll be knackered in five minutes going at it like that,’ Ernie takes a few steps towards the shed behind them. ‘so he won’t be long. Best get the kettle going again.’
‘Er....Less than five minutes.’ David shakes his head and grins as Charlie walks towards them mopping his brow. ‘Hot work?’
‘You should know more’n most’ Charlie blows a breath over his face. ‘That’ll do fer a bit. Made a start, any road.’
‘I was just about to brew up again.’ Ernie tells him before looking at David. ‘You fancy a cuppa, lad?’
‘I can do a bit better than that.’ David says, holding up a carrier bag and turning it so they can see the Duty Free logo emblazoned on its front. ‘Found out you were here from Edna, so rather than leave it at home....where it’d get rationed,’ he winks slyly ‘I thought it’d be better off in your shed.’
‘Now you’s talkin, boy! Shove up, George, make room fer a little’un...and bring another mug, Ern.’