‘Excuse me…’
‘What?’ Charlene says ungraciously, her attention taken from people watching. She eyes the man standing next to her over the rim of her glass as she takes a sip of her champagne.
‘I-I’m sorry’
‘Whafor?’
‘No….I..er…mean…Look’ he stutters, pushing a nervous hand through his hair. ‘W-would you l-like a drink?’
Charlene lifts her glass. ‘Er…I got one?’
‘Oh….yes...yes…of course….sorry’ He shuffles his feet and looks down at the floor. ‘My name’s Bruno’
Her face brightens. ‘I had a dog called Bruno, once’
‘Not really Bruno…’
‘Yes it was. I should know’
‘No…I-I meant me…My last name’s Brown…everyone calls me Bruno’
‘Oh’ She frowns ‘What do they do that for?’
‘You know…Brown…brun….Bruno’
Charlene’s brow creases further. ‘Right’
‘I hope you don’t m-mind me coming over…b-but I just had to s-say’ Given a short burst of confidence, he lifts his head ‘You were magnificent!’
‘I was?’
‘You were!’ he beams.
‘What did I do?’
‘You put that awful woman in her place. You were superb. The way you stood up to her…. the way you didn’t let her intimidate you. Absolutely brilliant!’
‘Oh…right…thank you’
He lapses into nervous silence again. Charlene fidgets uncomfortably.
‘My name’s Charlene’ she offers after a while. ‘But nobody calls me nothing’
‘I’m a friend of Helen’s’ Bruno explains his presence.
‘So am I’
‘Yes’
‘And Kester’s. I’m a friend of Kester’s as well’
‘I’ve met him once or twice’ Bruno says, nodding ‘Seems a nice chap’
‘Yeah’
‘All okay here?’ Nathan bounds up and puts his arm around Charlene’s shoulder. ‘Everything alright?’ He beams. ‘Great party isn’t it?’
‘Yes…yes it is’ Bruno backs away ‘Sorry…I didn’t realise…Please excuse me’
‘Hey, mate!’ Nathan calls after him ‘Don’t run off…you got it wrong…..Shit!’ He grimaces at Charlene ‘Sorry….did I butt in at the wrong time?’
Charlene shrugs ‘No…it’s alright…we was only chatting…sort of’
‘Sort of?’
‘He dint have much to say after what he said I was magnificent’ she giggles.
‘Ooops, I did come at the wrong time then’ Nathan grins. ‘Heavy!’
‘Nooo…...For giving Kester’s Mum a mouthful. I don’t think he was trying to chat me up nor nothing’
Nathan looks through the throng and catches Bruno watching them from the bar. He turns away as Nathan raises a hand in greeting.
‘Think I’d better put him straight’
‘Nooo! Don’t do that!’ Charlene catches his arm. ‘He might think he’s GOT to chat me up then. I’m all right, honest. I’ve talked to loads of people. I’m only on me own cos Jeannie’s gone to the loo. I’ll go and talk to that little man what come with Martin Gunnery’ She makes a swooning noise and fans her face with her hand. ‘Is he as gorgeous in real life or what!’
‘Is that what his name is? He’s ever so sweet… but I meant Mister Gunnery. He only went and pinned me dress to be bra for me’ she says, putting her hand to her shoulder. ‘Not him…the other one. Save it slippi….You didn’t really need to know that did you?’
Nathan grins.
Charlene sighs at her perceived faux pas but carries on. ‘He could see it was annoying me…and he just…It was like having me mum there. I dint feel like ooer it’s a man nor nothing. And he tidied me hair for me’
‘And very lovely it looks too’ Nathan brushes his fingers along her hairline at her temple.
‘He wanted to know where I got me streaks done…’ she continues ‘And I said to him what I didn’t think they’d suit him…cos he’s old…well, I didn’t TELL him that bit…but that’s what I was thinking’
‘He’s not that old!’ Nathan laughs ‘He can’t be more than forty…forty-five. He’s not much older than me!’ He waits for her to agree, chuckling when no sort of compliment is forthcoming.
‘I just said what perhaps he should get some a them pin in things and see how he liked em first…and he said that might be an idea cos Martin might not like them…What’s it got to do with him?’ she huffs. ‘Up to him innit’
‘Ah…’ Nathan grabs another glass of wine from a passing waitress and downs it thirstily, plonking the glass back on the tray again. ‘Him and Martin…’ he says, wiping his mouth and taking his cigarettes from his jacket pocket. ‘They’re…together’
‘They ARE?’ Charlene squeaks ‘You mean…Martin Gunnery is……’ She manages to look aghast and confused at the same time. ‘He’s not is he? But he give me a cuddle! Ohhhh…my Mum’s gonna be soo disappointed. She really fancies him!’
‘I think it might depend….’ Nathan says, cigarette in mouth and trying unsuccessfully to strike his lighter. ‘Which side he’s batting for at the time…’
‘You what?’