Jessie gives George an uncertain look and checks her appearance in the mirror above the sink, patting her hair into place ‘But where are you taking me?’
‘That’s fer me t’know and you t’wait an’ see’ George smiles a secretive smile. ‘Go n’ get yer coat on...an’ yer nee’n’t worry ‘bout yer ‘air, you’ll need ‘at on t’day. Blowin’ a bloomin gale out there’
‘I like to know where I’m going and how long I’m likely to be out for’ she says stubbornly, laying her apron over the back of a chair.
‘We wunt be long….depends’ he adds mysteriously.
‘On what?’
‘Jus’ depends’
‘Well, do I turn the oven off or not?’ Jessie fists her hands on her hips.
‘What yer got in there?’ George squints in the hope of recognising something through the glass door.
‘Last night’s washing up! What do you think I’ve got in there?’
‘Well, I dunno, do I? Could ave yer boots in there’ George says, equally mulishly. ‘I allus used t’dry mine off in th’oven’
‘To think I used to eat at your house!’ Jessie grimaces.
‘Gertcha! Tha were alright! I on’y ‘ad em on low, everything else gets cooked ‘ot, so it killed any summat what’d be on there. Are yer gerrin yer coat?’
‘Yes! Now, do I turn this off or not?’ she stands dithering with her hand on the switch.
‘Cor lummy oh! What a palaver’ George grumbles anew.
‘It’s a casserole’
‘Won’t hurt nothing then, will it?’
‘It will if we’re gone hours! It’ll be all dried up and then you’ll moan like blazes, won’t you?’
George stalks across the kitchen and snaps the cooker off at the main switch. ‘Come on! Stop yer mitherin’
‘I shan’t come at all if you’re going to be in one of your moods!’ Jessie snaps crossly.
‘In one a mine? Cor blimey, yer want to ‘ear yerself! Got a face on yer like gawd know’s what. Come on…I got a s’prise’
‘You’ll have a thick ear you talk to me like that’
‘Come on, Jess’ George resorts to a persuasive wheedle ‘I been looking for’ard t’this all week’
‘To what?’
He wags a finger at her and smiles cunningly ‘You ain’t getting it out a me that easy, so there! Hurry up else we wunt get there’
‘Oh, alright!’ Jessie mutters ‘I don’t suppose I’ll get any peace until I do’