‘P’raps you ought to’ve give her chance to said ‘er piece.’ George Harris fidgets in his chair, wincing while he finds a new, more comfortable way to sit.
‘Why should I, George?’ Kester James sits in the armchair on the other side of the hearth, leaning forwards and enjoying the warmth from the fire on his face.
‘Cos it pays to get em on side. Iffin you get me drift.’ George tips his head in a wink.
‘Thanks but no thanks’
‘Methinks thou doth protesteth too much, young man!’
Kester grins at George’s attempt at an upper class accent.’
‘Ain’t that right though. Eh? You’s done nothing but talk about that gal ever since we’s been out t’gether.’
‘Only because I was infuriated by her attitude.’
‘Infuriamated, eh? Well, there’s a thing. So you being all worried ‘bout er bawling were because you was infuriamated. Well, dang my boots!’ George exclaims, slapping the arm of his chair. ‘Who’d a thought it?’
‘Do I detect a hint of sarcasm there, George?’ Kester arches one eyebrow.
‘You do, boy. Nobody what don’t fancy nobody gives a bugger whether they’s bawling or not.’
‘I do not fancy her. I was concerned, that’s all….but she was so bloody rude….’
‘Ah! There you go then.’ George decides ‘She fancies you an’ all!’
Kester chuckles and shakes his head. ‘Sometimes your logic astounds me.’ He stands up. ‘Thanks for the tea, George. I’ll pick you up tomorrow then. She’s very good. Have you sorted out in no time.’
‘SHE?’ I ain’t seein no woman fizzydoodah.’ George puffs his cheeks with determined resolution.
‘She’s a first class sports injury specialist. I’ve seen her a couple of times.’
‘But I ain’t got no sports injury, I reckon I done it up the allotment.’
‘Makes no odds, I’ve booked it, I’m paying and you’re going’ Kester takes their tea mugs into the small kitchen and spends a few seconds rinsing them under the tap.
‘Will I ‘ave t’strip off?’ George calls.
‘She won’t want to work on you with your overcoat on, that’s for sure.’
‘I di’nt mean that…I meant….all off!’
Kester smirks to himself and returns to the cluttered living room. ‘She may just give you some exercises to do, strengthen the back muscles that support the nerve. She will examine you but if she does any massage at all, she’ll make certain your dignity is well covered.’
George wheezes a laugh ‘Cor, I ain’t never ‘eard it called that afore! Righto. Ten o’clock it is then. I’ll sees you in the mornin.’
‘Anything to get back in Jessie’s good books, she really tore me off a strip, you know. Said it was all my fault you were hobbling about like an old man.’
‘I am an old man. Silly mare.’ He gazes into the fire with a soft smile on his face. ‘She were concerned ‘bout me?’
‘Yes, George, she was.’ Kester follows his line of thought and smiles.