‘Oh’ Helen stops in the doorway and looks around the kitchen ‘I say!’ she smiles ‘Candles?’
‘Thought I’d make a bit of an effort’ Kester gives her a flustered smile and drops a hurried kiss on her forehead before turning back to the hob, stirring a saucepan and rushing to the oven to look inside ‘Oh shit!’ he groans, grabbing the oven gloves and banging open the glass door. He grabs the blackening baking dish ‘You make it look so bloody easy!’ He tosses the dish onto the draining board in disgust. ‘Arrggh!’ he yells, returning to the saucepan. ‘Fuck! Just fuck! Fuck, fuck, fuck’
‘Kest-er!’ Helen chides.
‘Well, look at it!’ He tips the saucepan and scrapes a spoon through it to show her the burned sauce sticking to its bottom. His shoulders slump in tired frustration. ‘This was supposed to be special…your favourite. This was me doing something other than throwing sausages in the oven. Look at it!’
‘Kester…it was a lovely thought. Thank you’
‘Yeah but it didn’t bloody work, did it!’
‘That doesn’t matter’
‘Of course it matters’ Kester grunts, turning away as Helen tries to put her arms around his waist.
‘What matters is that you tried’ she hugs him from behind.
‘Don’t patronise me!’ he snaps, slamming the saucepan back onto the hob.
‘I’m not patronising you…I’m rather touched, actually’ Helen stands to one side, her hand brushing against his back.
‘You’d have to be if you wanted to eat this!’ Kester pokes the chicken in disgust.
‘I think even Alfie might have trouble getting his teeth into it…Helen giggles then lays her head against his shoulder in apology. ‘I’m sorry…’ she says, looking up at him and smiling ‘But it really was a lovely thought. Do you want to go and get fish and chips while I clear up?’
Kester starts to laugh.
‘What’s so funny?’
‘Oh…nothing’ he turns and hugs her fiercely ‘I love you, Helen…I really do’ He rocks her from side to side, squeezing hard. ‘I’ll clear up in a minute, no worries…What a flipping waste!’
‘Let me go and get changed and I’ll give you a hand’
‘No! You can’t…not until I’ve sorted out up there’
‘Why on earth not?’ Helen asks, looking up with a puzzled frown.
‘Oh, what the heck’ Kester sighs and lets his arms drop. ‘It’s all gone wrong anyway. Were you having a bath?’
‘Is that an offer?’ she flirts, pursing her lips and blowing a kiss.
‘It wasn’t…’ he says with a hesitant grimace ‘but…’
‘I was teasing. I know how tired you are’ Helen touches her fingers to his cheek, smiling softly. ‘Why did you want to know if I planned to have a bath?’
‘Oh…nothing much’ Kester kisses her fingers. ‘Got you some of that bath stuff you like, that’s all. Picked it up while I was shopping for the dinner…but I haven’t had chance to get it out of the poxy bag yet let alone surprise you with it!’ he groans and moves away ‘You were supposed to come in, relax in a bath while I finished off the meal but you were later than I thought and my timing was all wrong and…well…this happened…’ he rattles the saucepan ‘It was written off rather than finished off! The whole bloody thing is totally spoiled’
‘It really doesn’t matter’ Helen soothes.
‘Stop saying that’
‘I will just as soon as you believe me’ She determinedly puts her arms around him again.
‘It’s the thought that counts?’
‘Absolutely!’ Her eyes shine ‘Come on …this will only take me five minutes. You go and get the chips and I’ll have everything sorted by the time you get back’