‘That’s what it’ll be, right enough.’ George Harris nods his certainty, leaning on the gate next to the stile between the road and the track across Parson’s Field, trying to catch his breath. ‘We in’t really going that far is we?’ He grimaces at the stretch of pasture in front of him. ‘You arter killing me off or summat?’
‘Get your arse over! You can do it. .’ Kester cajoles, effortlessly vaulting the stile. ‘Her cat?’
‘Me arse’s got cramp in, you hang on here a bit…An’ if you’s ‘specting me t’do what you just did, you got another think comin!’ George puts a hand on one buttock and lifts his knee to stretch the muscle, groaning as he does so. ‘Aye. Postie clipped it with his van t’other morning. Right upset he were…though not a patch on her be all accounts.’ He flexes his leg several times more until the cramp eases.
‘It died?’ Kester asks, taking the few steps back to where George is standing.
‘Not yet, not as far as I can gather. Proper poorly though. Daresay that’ll cost ‘er hundreds wi’the vet. If it makes it.’ George adds gloomily. ‘Postie says what she told him the vet said he weren’t likely to and best thing would be to have the poor little begger go quick like.’
‘Have it put down?’ Kester closes his eyes and sighs deeply, making sense of everything that has gone on.
‘Aye. But she weren’t having none o’that, not lessing the vet said it were in a lot a pain. They still got him best part out of it, drips of all descriptions according to that little gal what works there.’ George says with an air of finality. ‘I sees her sometimes when I’s out shopping. Relation a Kath Wishart’s’ he explains.
Kester nods despite not knowing the girl George is talking about. ‘Poor Helen.’
George scoffs. ‘Cor, blimey! It ain’t like it’s human or nothing’
‘Not an animal lover then, George?’
‘They’s alright between a coupla bits o’pastry.’
Kester grunts, annoyed at the remark. ‘Come on, best get going again before we get cold.’